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Always Listen to Your Wife

KayEm told me to leave the house earlier, but I disregarded her advice because I’m a seasoned traveler.

My heart stopped as I entered the highway and saw the traffic backed up for miles. I could hear KayEm’s voice in my head, “You should have left earlier…”

I managed to get around the traffic, but my detour didn’t help. When I arrived at the airline desk, the agent at the counter told me that I had just missed the cut-off point for checking in for international flights. Rats!

“I’ll be glad to book you on the next flight,” she offered.

“When is it?” I asked.

“It will leave in six hours,” she said.

“Six hours?” I was aggravated, but it was my own fault. “Go ahead and book it.”

“That’ll be $75.00,” she said. “Which credit card will you use?” Great! I handed over my credit card. She booked the flight and gave me my boarding passes.

“What about my bag?” I asked.

“I can’t check it now,” she said. “You’ll have to come back in an hour.” Wonderful!

I returned in an hour, only to find the airline counter empty. I waited 45 minutes before someone showed up. After the agent checked my bag, I was finally ready to hurry up and wait for my flight.

I was getting a little bit hungry so I sought some food. The choices in the terminal were limited so I settled on McDonald’s. Bad choice! After eating the meal, I felt as if I someone kicked me in the gut. Thankfully, the bookstore across the hall sold antacids ($1.49).

With my stomach settled, I sat down to pass the time on the internet. Because my home airport doesn’t have free Wi-Fi, I had to pay $7.95 for a Boingo account.Ouch!

After wasting six hours and nearly $100.00, one thing became clear: Always listen to your wife.

Stay Strong,

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  • http://www.dcurbandad.com DCUrbanDad

    Amen.

  • http://www.morethanjustmummy.blogspot.com nmaha

    I'm sorry, am laughing so much my stomach hurts. This is my first time here and I totally enjoyed it.

    I going to get my husband to read your blog. He's a great dad, however he need to learn this lesson.

  • http://twitter.com/eternallizdom LizC, Eternal Lizdom

    An expensive, but important, lesson!

  • http://twitter.com/enjoyceinglife enjoyceinglife

    This was hilarious!

  • http://chocolatemomrants.blogspot.com/ Chocolate Mom

    You know you had me at the title!! LOL

  • KIMG

    ha…..this is so fresh as my DH listened this morning and left when I told him to avoided all traffic and arrived at the airport with 30 minutes before boarding just enough time to relax and have breakfast. Im almost positive that I even heard him whisper ….”Thanks” before we got off the phone.

    Love it!!!

  • http://www.betterhusbandsandfathers.com EricBHF

    Great Stuff, Totally agree. I've learned this lesson over and over again!

  • Deckside_Thoughts

    OOOOOPS! and OUCH!

  • surprisedmom

    Your wife is a wise woman. I'm sure spending all that time in the airport was not fun.

  • http://www.blackandmarriedwithkids.com Lamar

    I would have liked to read her mind when you called to say you missed the flight LOL

  • Grampa Oddball

    I'm 67 and from experience it seems we husbands never learn this lesson effectively but at leaast you didn't hyave to suffer from “THE LOOK”.

  • http://www.pjmullen.com/ PJ Mullen

    Ouch. And, yes, I have disregarded my wife's advice in the past and have been burned by it. I'm learning, albeit slowly, to not repeat my mistakes.

  • http://www.momfiles.com Sheliza

    That is the rule of our home. I must have my husband see this post ;)

  • http://www.mochadad.com mochadad

    Before you let him read this post, you should also remember a lesson: Men never learn.

  • http://www.mochadad.com mochadad

    Yes, it was quite an expensive lesson in many ways.

  • http://www.mochadad.com mochadad

    My ignorance is no laughing matter.

  • http://www.mochadad.com mochadad

    BTW, will you loan me 100 bucks?

  • http://www.mochadad.com mochadad

    The title may not be fully accurate.

  • http://www.mochadad.com mochadad

    This problem seems to be epidemic.

  • http://www.mochadad.com mochadad

    I'm not sure that I've fully learned this lesson.

  • http://www.mochadad.com mochadad

    Double OOOOPS and OUCH!

  • http://www.mochadad.com mochadad

    Spending all of that time in the airport was excruciating.

  • http://www.mochadad.com mochadad

    I'm thankful that I'm not a mind reader.

  • http://www.mochadad.com mochadad

    I'm sure she gave me the look. I could feel it through the phone.

  • http://www.mochadad.com mochadad

    My next post is “Always Listen to Your Husband.” I'll have your husband forward it to you.

  • http://www.mochadad.com mochadad

    Learning from your mistakes is an important part of being married.

  • http://www.carmasez.com carma

    It's taken my husband almost 17 years and I don't think he's quite grasped the concept yet. Hey, how were things when you returned home ;-)

  • http://www.mochadad.com mochadad

    My wife had sympathy on me. In addition to waiting six hours on the airport, I had a four hour flight. Of course I missed my connection in Canada and had to spend the night at a hotel and wake up at 3am in order to get to my meeting on time.

  • http://www.medifasthealth.org Diet Consultant

    lol…you literally have me on the floor laughing! Your responses to all the comments are equally amusing as your post.

  • Ria

    That's what I've been telling mu husband all along

  • Dantresomi

    bro
    for $25 I wold have told you the same thing!

  • http://www.mochadad.com mochadad

    My wife's response to this situation wasn't nearly as amusing.

  • http://www.mochadad.com mochadad

    Why didn't you tell me this $100 sooner?

  • Nancy

    Since I've been a wife for 33 years, I agree with you totally: always listen to your wife!

  • Che_2005

    That's a funny story so did you tell your wife that she was right

  • Ronnie_BMWK

    Thanks for sharing this tip with Lamar..perhaps he will listen :-)

  • http://www.blackandmarriedwithkids.com Lamar

    nah

  • http://www.imageandcolor.com/ DIVAStyleCoach

    Painful, yet funny – I hope your wife got a good laugh out of this as well. Thanks for being brave enough to share the experience and put it out there that, yes, you should have listened to your wife…though I'm sure she would have some equally funny / touching / interesting posts about listening to you, too…:-)

  • http://glowan.com/wordpress/ Kevin W. Grossman

    I agree, although my wife always wants to leave at the last minute because she hates spending unnecessary time at the airport; I always want to leave plenty of time to relax at the airport.

    So we compromise on that, but damn she is always right. ;)

  • http://www.mochadad.com mochadad

    Most wives seem to agree.

  • http://www.mochadad.com mochadad

    Tell my wife she was right? Why on Earth would I ever do such a thing?

  • http://www.mochadad.com mochadad

    Yes, my wife did eventually get a good laugh out of it. I give her many opportunities to laugh at me.

  • http://www.mochadad.com mochadad

    I recently sat at an airport for four hours. I won't miss another plane.

  • http://www.mochadad.com mochadad

    High five!

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